WHY SO SCARED
Who we don't roast, and why
Brands & companies
Brands have a logo, a legal department and lawyers who bill by the hour. We have a domain name and an AI bill we can barely pay. One “cease and desist” letter and it's over. So no — we won't roast your telecom, your bank or your favorite courier. They'd roast us first, in a courtroom.
Ministers, politicians & parties
We'd very much like to keep using the internet from our home, not from a witness stand. Politics is a minefield and we are not dancing on it. No party, no official, no “honorable” anyone. Hard pass.
Religion & anything sacred
Faith is the most sensitive spot people have; a joke there hurts real people and lands us in real trouble. Religious accounts, religious figures, sacred values: permanently off the table. We don't even attempt a punchline.
Institutions & official accounts
Institutions don't laugh — they file petitions. Roasting a city hall, a public agency or anything with the word “official” in it is the one activity whose reply is not a quote-tweet but a notarized legal notice.
So who DO we roast?
Ordinary mortals with public tweets and a perfectly healthy ego. Basically: you. The worst you can do back is angrily quote-tweet us — which, honestly, boosts our traffic. Thank you for your service.
Are we cowards? Yes. Are we in court? No. We'll call it a win.